{"title":"Holiday Stories","description":"\u003cp\u003eStories that celebrate various holidays. \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"where-are-the-gnomes-a-short-christmas-mystery","title":"Where are the Gnomes? - A Short Christmas Mystery (ebook)","description":"\u003cdiv data-expanded=\"true\" class=\"a-expander-content a-expander-partial-collapse-content a-expander-content-expanded\" style=\"padding-bottom: 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eA corporate holiday horror with candy canes, cough drops, and a lot of mayhem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBeneath old advent calendars, a forgotten notebook surfaces, uncovering something more sinister than glitter glue and stale chocolate. These are the last logs of a gnome project manager—an ambitious little fellow tasked with overseeing the ultimate Christmas advent calendar.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt first, everything appears merry and bright. Angel, Beard, Deer, and Christmas gnome teams are busy creating dolls and boxes. But Team Christmas has a reputation. One that involves candy cane structures, mutinies, and a fondness for burning gingerbread.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs mysterious illnesses spread, surveillance cameras fail, and the calendar’s contents get stranger by the day, one question rises above the carols and chaos:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eWhere are the gnomes?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA darkly whimsical holiday short story for fans of workplace satire, seasonal weirdness, and tales where elves aren’t the only ones to fear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis book is also available in audiobook format.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"JenniferKyrnin.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46255348187294,"sku":"watg-eb","price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0744\/0770\/6782\/files\/Where-are-the-Gnomes-Generic-2025-12-02.jpg?v=1764704702"}],"url":"https:\/\/shop.jenniferkyrnin.com\/collections\/holiday-stories.oembed","provider":"JenniferKyrnin.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}